Curt, Hayden and I were in the car.
I told Hayden that when we got home he needed to take a nap.
His response?
Hayden: I'm so glad that we don't have monsters in our home.
Curt: Why do you say that?
Hayden: Because they are all afraid of Mommy.
Me: Darn right, they are! Monsters better be afraid of me.
Hayden: *whispering* You get 'em Mom.
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Hayden: Mom, where do they make peanut butter?
Me: They make it in a factory after people dig up the peanuts.
Hayden: No, where does peanut butter come from?
Me: I don't know, where do you think it comes from?
Hayden: There's this fairy that has a peanut farm and she has a wand and she squished all the peanuts.
Me: Whatever you say.
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Driving in the car on the freeway:
Hayden: Go faster mom, people are passing you. Look there goes Fred and Toula!
(Fred and Toula are what we call elderly drivers.)
2 comments:
Monsters are scared of Mommies. I should use that one. I always told Stella that the monsters would stay away if her room was clean because monsters only like dirty rooms. She doesn't believe me. I'm not a credible monster source.
That kid is the funniest! You're so lucky to have a comedian living with you full time! Everyone should have one!
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