Why? Why? Why?

I can't wait for this movie to come out! I was so happy that I would only have to wait until November, BUT then the stupid movie studio decided that it was in THEIR best interest to wait until JULY!!

"Why do you do this to me????" (To be yelled in a whiny teenager-like voice)



I was so looking forward to this one too! I'm not looking forward to the end of the movie since they have a tendency to follow the books in "events".
I guess I will have to pad Stephenie Meyer's pockets with my Monthly Movie Budget instead!

After the noises...

Hayden and Aaron have decided that they LOVE spinning on the floor! After the noises Aaron made, we thought it best that Hayden check Aaron to make sure that Aaron still had clean underpants!!!

Hidden talent!

We have discovered many, many things we like about our new flooring! Aaron just discovered that if he lays flat on his stomach he can make not-so-gentlemanly-like sounds.

First day of school!!!!

The kids started school on Monday and I was happy to reclaim my home. After a summer of computer time, playing with friends, XBox marathons and a little swimming, the kids were ready to go back! Aaron has Mrs. Marr (5th grade) and Alyssa has Mrs. Freestone (4th grade) and they are so happy with the teachers they got. They seem like awesome women/teachers!


This is how Aaron really feels about getting up for school.


I was able to spend Monday with Awesome Alison from Utah and her just as wonderful sister, Sarah. Alison is a hairdresser and I asked her how to cut Hayden's hair. She stopped by my home on the way to the airport and gave Hayden a cute hair cut. (I will attempt to cut it myself in a few months but for now, I leave it to the professionals. Thanks Alison!) Anyway, we went out to lunch to TC Eggingtons and then I showed Sarah one of my favorite places to buy clothes for my kids. ($10 for a complete cute outfit!) What a great first day of school!!!!!

Men and Women's Brains

This makes so much sense!! If you have not seen this before, you will now be able to understand the difference between women-thought and men-thought processes.

For those of you who have seen this, it's always nice to be reminded about the "Nothing Box".
This explains why getting to sleep at night is so difficult for me, I'm wired!

Blonde Jokes

I love blonde jokes. I think that they're hilarious. I have never been a blonde, so they don't apply to me. YOU, however, probably have had your moments of blonde-ness. Kimmie will appreciate these jokes, even if you don't.
Curtis sent them to me and I thought they were blog-worthy. So here we go.


DUH!
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and
one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?'
The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'

CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replies in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'

This one is MY FAVORITE!
RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.'

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'

KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'

BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!'
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'

IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?'
She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'

How am I...

Like Vanilla?!?!?!?
I like calm, but honestly "busy chaos" is what drives me to be organized and happy!



I came out as Coffee the first time and since I have never tasted the stuff, but absolutely LOVE the smell, I was only slightly dismayed. I took it again using my gut-feelings and stayed within the realm of the Word of Wisdom.